A collection of silly stuff, bits and pieces
The Squimbly Dimbly
Down in the Squimbly Dimbly The Pig Wigs dance so Whimbly They prance around To the Nit Wits sound Played upon a thimbly How jubily the Nubies sing How nubily the Jubies ring They greast and drup And chalk and chup I never knew it was a thing
The Ballad of Butty Squtton
There once was a boy called Butty Squtton He lived to eat mashed potatoes and mutton He ate so much he burst through his clothes And all that was left was a button.
Scatterbrain Sue didn't live in a shoe She lived in a house with a mouse. Scatterbrain Sue didn't know what to do When the mouse made a home in her shoe. The mouse was quite the pest. He wore her nose And pinched her clothes. The mouse was an unruly guest. He squeaked the door And slammed the floor His roar was a deafening sound. He tickled her cheese And nibbled her knees Or was it the other way round?
A bibble, a ribble, a dribble, a bump Gah Gahs and Goo Goos down with a thump. A cribble, a nibble, a gibble, a grump Bah Bahs and Boo Boos down in the dump. A spiddle, a piddle, a riddle, a frump All camels have a lump Some have two They have the hump And so do you.
As I was walking down the road I was stopped by a skinny toad. He asked me for a jar of peanut butter As he had dropped one down the gutter. I checked my pockets and looked for some I had ham and pickles and chewed up gum. Sorry I said as I hopped down the drain. I'll give it back next time we have rain.
Mary Mary Nodairy
Something silly I wrote for my lactose intolerant daughter.
I once met a woman named Mary Whose diet of milk didn't vary. She blew up like a balloon And floated up to the moon She didn't know she was intolerant to dairy. But the moon is made out of cheese So Mary began to wheeze. She filled up with gas That shot out of her ass And propelled herself back down with ease.